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Reviews
Queen Of The
Damned
If you are into pale
homosexuals floating around biting
people, then this is definitely a movie
for you. Otherwise, listen closely. The
main vampire has arisen, only to join a
local shitty rock group. His constant
flashing of teeth and drooling get quite
annoying after about 3 minutes. Somehow
the rock group, suddenly has become the
most popular ever and they’re doing
a major concert. When the vampire is
interviewed about the concert, he tries
to act very eerie and mysterious. He
fails horribly. After about the fifteenth
close-up on random vampire teeth dripping
blood they do some big flashback with
some more vampires, I got lost right
about here. I almost fell asleep, but
perked up, when a woman cuts her tit.
This is a waste of a perfectly fine boob.
Finally, Alliahhh!! Comes back to life.
She is very, very ugly, and can’t
seem to help fondling herself on numerous
occasions.. She looks vaguely like a
walrus. After some hissing sucking and
screaming the film is over. I vomit on
the floor, and leave -----2/10-----
The Count Of
Monte Cristo
Lemme break it down. This
is one of the best movies that I've seen
all year. It combines a wicked plot, with
awesome characters and acting, and some
cool swordfighting. I was a little
skeptical about the PG rating, because
lets face it, 19/20 times PG = Pretty
Gay. Anyways, awesome movie, check it
out! -----8.5/10-----
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